Wednesday, January 3, 2007

The Non-Zen of Terrell Owens: T.O. in Koans



Thought I would combine two of my great loves--NFL football and Buddhism. Enjoy!

  • If the Dallas Cowboys' Terrell Owens held a news conference and no one came, would it make a sound?
  • If the Cowboys did not throw a pass to T.O. in the course of a game, was there actually a game played?
  • If T.O. no longer plays for a team, does that team still exist?
  • If T.O. does not like his team's quarterback, does that quarterback actually exist?
  • Are we all T.O. lovers, we just don't know it yet?

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